It occurs to me that I should really include a picture of the Square One in its native habitat.
Its being safeguarded by a noble Cylon Centurian. Thanks, Peter!
In other news, I've decided, after talking to the creator of the household Linux system, that it would be better to just install a new distro altogether, one I can master and keep up to date. We've decided to go with Kubuntu, and will start the process once all the documents on the Linux system are safely backed up on the Square One.